Title: computer falls
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 75 times
My computer fell over and trying to get it back up.
Title: Staring Contest
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 79 times
I am currently having a staring contest with my computer.
Title: Paint
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 75 times
I'm not here, watching paint dry.
Title: Lost Penny
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 77 times
I lost my penny outside and I'm trying to find it.
Title: IM LOST!
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 77 times
I'm not here at the moment.. I think I'm lost.
Title: Open-minded
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 74 times
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Title: Computer
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 74 times
My computer lost my away message.
Title: Msg Eaten
submitted by: RevenG | Date: 2003-07-10 | Been Used 72 times
My dog ate my away message.
Title: 75%
submitted by: swimmerchik | Date: 2003-07-08 | Been Used 75 times
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population
Title: no sense 2
submitted by: rocketbabe999 | Date: 2003-07-07 | Been Used 75 times
i'm ready...i'm ready...i'm not ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~another great spongbobism
but, how does this quote apply to my away message??? you may never know...
Title: no concentration
submitted by: rocketbabe999 | Date: 2003-07-07 | Been Used 80 times
ok...
i didn't mean to walk away...
i just can't...
penguins are so cool...
what was i saying? oh!...
i can't concentrate so when i saw that shiny thing over there i went to find it, but now that I am here...
grande means big...
shoot...what was i saying?
oh yeah... i forgot what i went over here for and i can't find what i forgot i am looking for...
dory is my idol...
poop! what was i telling you? I can't remember!!!oh...i can't talk to you since that shiny thing has my attention...
but i love you still...
<>*~*your name*~*<>
*ducks are cool to*
Title: blonde
submitted by: XoQuEeNaPq143Xo | Date: 2003-07-06 | Been Used 78 times
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and say, "HI,is there anything I could do for your house or u???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?"
surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
he comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
Title: roses are red
submitted by: XoQuEeNaPq143Xo | Date: 2003-07-06 | Been Used 75 times
roses r red money iz green--kizz mah azz cuz i b tha queen!!
Title: barney
submitted by: XoQuEeNaPq143Xo | Date: 2003-07-06 | Been Used 75 times
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
Title: guys......
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-07-06 | Been Used 77 times
Guys are just ike slinkys........they are fun to watch fall down the stairs * and thats what i am doing so leave me a message!!
|
Newest
.... Oldest