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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: cows
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 81 times
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?
Title: how many times
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 74 times
I would answer you right away, but I'd much rather see how times you IM me before I do!
Title: hard to pronounce
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 74 times
i dunno what ur problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce...
Title: guess what im doin?
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 72 times
if you can guess what im doin ill give you a cookie.
Title: falling in chocolate
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 78 times
forget love! i'd rather fall in chocoalte!
Title: dont need to know
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 77 times
u know what i dont really think that evrey1 needs 2 know exactly where i am all the time when im away. so lets just leave it at that.
Title: sunhine n rain
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 73 times
anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain.
Title: sunhine n rain
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 76 times
anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain.
Title: avenge my death
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 74 times
if im not back in 10 minutes avenge my death.
Title: bodies
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 74 times
BuRyInG tHe BoDiEs! BbS!
Title: Death to the Questioner
submitted by: ladeda | Date: 2004-05-12 | Been Used 77 times
I'm doin something, if I tell you, I'd have to kill you.
Title: fridge
submitted by: icedance95 | Date: 2004-05-03 | Been Used 73 times
(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken down right now.... this is the fridge speaking.... leave a message... but say it slowly so I can write on a sticky note and post it on my door.
Title: Outlook on life
submitted by: sweetplaya68 | Date: 2004-05-01 | Been Used 76 times
Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the a**hole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pull a hair from you a** and see if it doesn't bring a tear to you eye....
Title: Lions Roar
submitted by: sweetplaya68 | Date: 2004-05-01 | Been Used 75 times
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your damn mouth shut!
Title: wanna hug
submitted by: tec | Date: 2004-05-01 | Been Used 74 times
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a f**k
wanna hug
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