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Title: tunnels
submitted by: lilkutybootie | Date: 2004-06-09 | Been Used 71 times

oh goodness me! a hurricane's a coming! i'm digging a tunnel since its the safest place during a hurricane! you can most definately find me there! you must pik the rite tunnel tho!!!


Title: ROL
submitted by: babylover5 | Date: 2004-06-06 | Been Used 72 times

ROL!
Ur having ROL!! STOP doing da!!
Risk Of Life!

U tryn' new thing like RISK! Means Ur Having ROL!! NO KIDDN'!

STOP doing da!!

Da's WHY Imma AWAY!!!! To save mah damn OWN life!

:-D!

_-_Holla Lata_-_

PS- PlS EmaIL mE (ur email here)



Title: Motel
submitted by: short_pimp | Date: 2004-06-01 | Been Used 76 times

Me and two friends went to stay at a cheap motel. When we went into the room there was no bed. So we all slept on tha floor.
The next mourning my friend on tha left said he had a dream that he was gettin j*cked off. My friend on tha right said he had tha same dream. I said "Weird I had a dream that I was skeeing!"



Title: im away
submitted by: ~*hotmama*~ | Date: 2004-05-31 | Been Used 74 times

i am away, hence the "away message"


Title: Mike Jackson....
submitted by: Vnom11 | Date: 2004-05-30 | Been Used 72 times

What Do Mike Jackson And Playstations Both Have In Common?




















Their Both Made Of Plastic, And Little Boys Turn Them On........



Title: my keyboard ran away:'(
submitted by: th1tophat | Date: 2004-05-26 | Been Used 76 times

" Hey, Come Back...." I, I, I.....ugh sorry guyz but i cant talk now because my keyboard ran out on me.... we were in the middle of a deep conversation too!!! dang it i hate it when this happens.... dont you? hahaha


Title: Whats the difference?
submitted by: TheIceAgeIsCumin | Date: 2004-05-19 | Been Used 77 times

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a horse race jockey?

One can legally mount a 5 year old.



Title: hi
submitted by: sweethang3bms | Date: 2004-05-18 | Been Used 71 times

hey guess wut guys!!!

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i'm gone



Title: superglue
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 78 times

Sorry, I'll be back in a minute. I sorta superglued myself to...........myself.


Title: superglue
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 77 times

Sorry, I'll be back in a minute. I sorta superglued myself to...........myself.


Title: rusty steak knife
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 81 times

im not really gone...im standin behind u w/ a rusty steak knife in my hand...


Title: getting a feeling
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 78 times

Do you ever have the feeling that someone's reading your away message?


Title: short attention span
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 79 times

hey! jus bc i hav a short attention span duznt mean i


Title: stupid ppl
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 75 times

*whispering*- i see stupid ppl reading mi away message


Title: mc donalds
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 79 times

If McDonalds luvs 2 c u smile then y do they always screw up ur order?¿?


 

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