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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: tunnels submitted by: lilkutybootie | Date: 2004-06-09 | Been Used 71 times
oh goodness me! a hurricane's a coming! i'm digging a tunnel since its the safest place during a hurricane! you can most definately find me there! you must pik the rite tunnel tho!!!
Title: ROL submitted by: babylover5 | Date: 2004-06-06 | Been Used 72 times
ROL!
Ur having ROL!! STOP doing da!!
Risk Of Life!
U tryn' new thing like RISK! Means Ur Having ROL!! NO KIDDN'!
STOP doing da!!
Da's WHY Imma AWAY!!!! To save mah damn OWN life!
:-D!
_-_Holla Lata_-_
PS- PlS EmaIL mE (ur email here)
Title: Motel submitted by: short_pimp | Date: 2004-06-01 | Been Used 76 times
Me and two friends went to stay at a cheap motel. When we went into the room there was no bed. So we all slept on tha floor.
The next mourning my friend on tha left said he had a dream that he was gettin j*cked off. My friend on tha right said he had tha same dream. I said "Weird I had a dream that I was skeeing!"
Title: im away submitted by: ~*hotmama*~ | Date: 2004-05-31 | Been Used 74 times
i am away, hence the "away message"
Title: Mike Jackson.... submitted by: Vnom11 | Date: 2004-05-30 | Been Used 72 times
What Do Mike Jackson And Playstations Both Have In Common?
Their Both Made Of Plastic, And Little Boys Turn Them On........
Title: my keyboard ran away:'( submitted by: th1tophat | Date: 2004-05-26 | Been Used 76 times
" Hey, Come Back...." I, I, I.....ugh sorry guyz but i cant talk now because my keyboard ran out on me.... we were in the middle of a deep conversation too!!! dang it i hate it when this happens.... dont you? hahaha
Title: Whats the difference? submitted by: TheIceAgeIsCumin | Date: 2004-05-19 | Been Used 77 times
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a horse race jockey?
One can legally mount a 5 year old.
Title: hi submitted by: sweethang3bms | Date: 2004-05-18 | Been Used 71 times
hey guess wut guys!!!
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Title: superglue submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 78 times
Sorry, I'll be back in a minute. I sorta superglued myself to...........myself.
Title: superglue submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 77 times
Sorry, I'll be back in a minute. I sorta superglued myself to...........myself.
Title: rusty steak knife submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 81 times
im not really gone...im standin behind u w/ a rusty steak knife in my hand...
Title: getting a feeling submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 78 times
Do you ever have the feeling that someone's reading your away message?
Title: short attention span submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 79 times
hey! jus bc i hav a short attention span duznt mean i
Title: stupid ppl submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 75 times
*whispering*- i see stupid ppl reading mi away message
Title: mc donalds submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 79 times
If McDonalds luvs 2 c u smile then y do they always screw up ur order?¿?
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