Title: Im away from the computer.......
submitted by: SillyHoWhitney | Date: 2003-03-19 | Been Used 72 times
Im not avaiable beacause Im watching a pornographic flim that takes up the whole screen
Title: bored
submitted by: PixieFairyDust3 | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 72 times
(big #) people are online. Only (small #) aren't away.
That shines a beam of hope on my boredom.
Title: tongue exercises
submitted by: KlanceyK | Date: 2003-03-07 | Been Used 71 times
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but kissin, aint nuttin without some tongue....so open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue, some EXERCISE!!!!!:-*
Title: "No Soap Radio"
submitted by: ilovetrevor | Date: 2003-03-03 | Been Used 69 times
One day a Giraffe and a Zebra were in a bathtub. They were talking about diffrent soap scents. Then the Giraffe said to the zebra,"can u pa** the soap". The Zebra replied with "No, Soap Radio"!! LMAO!!!!!! you shouldnt be laughing, if u dont laugh, your smart...if u laugh, your really really dumb!!! [there is no punchline!] BRB!
Title: annoying message
submitted by: ekimsalguod | Date: 2003-02-28 | Been Used 69 times
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't say where they are or when they'll be back? I sure do!
Title: DOnT BuGg Me
submitted by: deontebaybee | Date: 2003-02-27 | Been Used 70 times
Have u ever heard the story about the time i waz away and this guy kept im me.Well i don't think u really want 2 know so.........GET LOST!!
Title: kinds of ppl....
submitted by: wAzN_DrAgOn | Date: 2003-02-25 | Been Used 75 times
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't count...
Which of the three are you?
Title: part a
submitted by: mexaim | Date: 2003-02-24 | Been Used 73 times
what comes before part b?
par-tay
Title: HOMERS BEER SONG (sung to do re mi)
submitted by: cowslaves | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 71 times
do the stuff that buys me beer
re the guy the sell me beer
mi the guy that drinks the beer
far the distance from my beer
so i think i'll have a beer
la ....la la la la la beer
ti no thanks im drinking beer
that will bring us back to [homer sees an empty gla**] "DOH"
Title: LOL
submitted by: Kelsey91 | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 72 times
Ok, all I got to say is: God made elk, God made deer, and God made OTown a whole bunch of queers!!
Title: i am wacthin barney
submitted by: saadi93 | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 73 times
I HATE U U HATE ME IAM WATCHIN BARNEY SO DONT BOTHER MEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: EVERY THang u do
submitted by: yankee03grl | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 68 times
u are daddys little angel but now every1 lookin at ya more like j-lo ................
then i thin kwhat am i to care im j-lo's best friend so i can get tickets right
NO U CANT
WELL J-LO SUXS ASS IN THAT CASE!!!!
Title: jack
submitted by: yankee03grl | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 72 times
there is a boi there is a grl............they fell in luv but there was 1 thing wrong.......................................
he was a jacka** (a.k.a. Donkey)
Title: hockey
submitted by: statikX | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 73 times
hockey is a game that's 80% mental and 40% physlical!?!?!
Title: lemons
submitted by: statikX | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 74 times
when life gives you lemons, you clone thoes lemons. And make super lemons.
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