Title: Machines
submitted by: PwrPuffBubbles04 | Date: 2003-05-17 | Been Used 72 times
Hi, (your name)'s answering service is temporarily unavailable, this is his/her refridgerator. Please leave me a message and I'll stick it to myself as soon as possible. Thank you.
Title: I'm Attacking Canada
submitted by: HauntedToasterOven | Date: 2003-05-15 | Been Used 71 times
I have left this conversation for one reason and one reason only. It is high time that I became the ruler of somewhere, so I have decided to conquer the small Canadian province of Nova Scotia. I'll be back as soon as I have reached my goal. Come my little ninja monkey army, away!!
Title: Rubics Cube
submitted by: HauntedToasterOven | Date: 2003-05-15 | Been Used 70 times
Rubics cube, it's driving me crazy
Gonna peel off all the stickers cause I'm just too fricken lazy.
Omg, i think i got it....Yes! I got it!!...Wait..I don't got it. Damn, no-one will ever solve this thing! I'll be right back, but this could take a while...
Title: Little Blu Men
submitted by: Marksgrl | Date: 2003-05-14 | Been Used 70 times
20 lil blu man just stole my underwear, hold on while I chase them down and run the over with my barbie car!!!
Title: happy Song
submitted by: Marksgrl | Date: 2003-05-14 | Been Used 74 times
SING THE...
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY SONG
SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG
SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG
SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG
SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG
SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...OH SHUT UP AND LEAVE A MESSAGE ALREADY!!!!!
Title: boner
submitted by: nick186 | Date: 2003-05-10 | Been Used 71 times
i got a boner iam trying to calm down
Title: boner
submitted by: nick186 | Date: 2003-05-10 | Been Used 70 times
Random Erection...Walking it off
Title: TELLIN U OFF
submitted by: baddogg129 | Date: 2003-05-10 | Been Used 71 times
DAMN U BEAST
Title:
submitted by: xeminemgurlx12 | Date: 2003-05-10 | Been Used 72 times
U. U KNOW. U KNOW WHAT. U KNOW WHAT I. U KNOW WHAT I AM. U KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. I AM SAYING THAT U JUST WASTED BOUT A MINUTE OF UR LIFE READING THIS AWAY MESSAGE!
Title: launderette
submitted by: sazbabe | Date: 2003-05-05 | Been Used 72 times
soap, Powder, Bleach, Towels, Fabric Softner,
Dollars, Change, Pants, Socks, Dirty Drawers
I'm Headed To The Laundromat
And Let's No Forget The Food Stains, Dirty tops,
And Sweats, shirts, pannyholes, dirty pollo, then i got to Clean House
I'm Headed To The Laundromat
So don't Im me till i'm head back head
Title: Jack and Jill
submitted by: Texasangel01987 | Date: 2003-05-04 | Been Used 72 times
Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, Jack got high n dropped hisfly n said do u wanna? Jill sed yes n lost her dress n had sum fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill n then they had a son!
Title: Nothing Inside
submitted by: ManEating Towels | Date: 2003-04-21 | Been Used 71 times
There isn't anything inside my head so i don't know why im trying to type this message. Probally because my dog.. who stole my brain.. is typing this for me while the puppies eat me alive.. ill be back as soon as my Evil Doctor switches our brains again
Title: OUT LIKE...?
submitted by: BLAHBLAHbabe666 | Date: 2003-04-19 | Been Used 71 times
HEY %n,
Right now I am out like a fat girl in DODGEBALL!
*~(your name)~*
Title: crappin
submitted by: abook1984 | Date: 2003-04-16 | Been Used 73 times
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. %n can you come and get me please.
Title: 2007
submitted by: sOuThZsWeEtEsT | Date: 2003-04-14 | Been Used 74 times
$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$
Peace, Pot, Tequila Shot
Jesus luvz me stoned or not
Sex, DrugZ, rock n roll,
speed weed birth control
Life sux den u die, once u pull an
"AMERICAN PIE"
haf of uz wont go to heaven
cuz were da cla** of
~!~2007~!~
$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$
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