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Title: eggs
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 487 times
dont put all ur eggs in 1 basket
Title: up-down
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 684 times
wut goes up must come down
Title: in out
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 662 times
wut goes in must come out
Title: chickens
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 735 times
dont count ur chickens b4 they hatch
Title: Hmm
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 883 times
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're actually "leaving one" ?
Title: u dont kno nothing so dont worry
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 811 times
he who knows nothing doubts nothing
Title: pet birds
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 489 times
when ur pet bird sees u reading the newspaper does he wonder y u r just sitting there staring at carpeting?
Title: oil
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 460 times
if corn oil comes from corn,and olive oil comes from olives,then where in the heck does baby oil come from?
Title: spining a man
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 2975 times
if u spin an oriental man does he become disoriented?
Title: crime
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 693 times
if crime doesnt pay does that mean my job iz a crime
Title: cats
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 803 times
if u throw a cat out ur car window does it become kitty litter?
Title: toast
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 691 times
if ur in france and u order toast do u get toast or french toast?
Title: i'm not here
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 2446 times
I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.
Title: u dont have to b fast
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1174 times
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Title: two wrongs
submitted by: smartman | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1401 times
two wrongs dont make a right but 3 lefts do
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