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Title: This is
submitted by: redpeppers54 | Date: 2003-01-03 | Been Used 399 times
this is a............. HOLD UP! im not here;-)
Title: Everything
submitted by: justin0820 | Date: 2003-01-03 | Been Used 520 times
Everything starts with an 'e'.
Title: Cheetos
submitted by: SexyBitch13 | Date: 2003-01-03 | Been Used 738 times
Why do people call Cheetos 'Cheetos'? I mean, I know they're cheesy and all, but their mascot really looks more like a leopard to me...and if it looks like a leopard they shouldn't try to make people think it's a cheetah. Now, they COULD call it 'Leotos'...but then they couldn't use cheese on them... What's a food with 'Leo' or something similar in it? ...Lemons...That could work...Lemon flavored crunchy things... Yuck...
Title: hhmmm...
submitted by: WbQt47 | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 786 times
i wonder wat the french call french toast......
Title: hippo
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 769 times
how did they come up with the name hippopotomas?
Title: fart
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 881 times
where do farts come from?
Title: pb&j
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 739 times
who thought of putting cheetos on peanut butter & jelly?
Title: chickens
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-22 | Been Used 568 times
if we get eggs from chickens, who was the guy that said, hey lets go fry that thing coming out of that chickens butt!
Title: friday
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-22 | Been Used 683 times
a man rides into town on friday, stays 3 days, and rides back on friday. (hint:the word ride)
Title: adam
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-22 | Been Used 612 times
some scientists found a frozen body and immediately new that it was adam from the bible. How did they know? (hint do you know anyone without a bellybutton?)
Title: bus driver
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2002-12-22 | Been Used 818 times
a bus picks up 15 people at the 1st stop, drops off 7 people at the 2nd stop, and picks up 34 people at the second stop...what color are the bus drivers socks...
Title: Belly Button
submitted by: luvshak574 | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 1011 times
i wonder if god has belly button lint. i dont know y i was thinking of that but if god has belly button lint then he'd have to have a belly button and if he had a belly button then he'd have to have a cord and if he had a cord then he'd have to have a mother and...oh no my eyes jus went cross-eyed!
Title: While I'm Gone
submitted by: limpkandie2 | Date: 2002-11-07 | Been Used 1438 times
hey while im gone try to answer these 4 questions
1. what color does a smurff turn when u choke it?
2.what do people in china call there good plates?
3.what do u call a male lady bug?
4. where am i right now?
Title: Kamakazie
submitted by: Lo42 | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 822 times
Why do kamakazie pilots wear helmets?
Title: bubbles
submitted by: midget_7203 | Date: 2002-10-24 | Been Used 1217 times
so i was washing out my trash can the other day.......i put some water in the trash can and then some soap......then i shook it all up....the soap and water mixed together to make bubbles.....those bubbles bounced into other bubbles and made more bubbles that bounced into other bubbles making more bubbles and more bubbles...and...and...we're all just a bunch of bubbles bouncing around in a trash can
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