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Title: Question's?
submitted by: XoAngelGirl869Xo | Date: 2003-02-07 | Been Used 78 times

While i'm gone answer these questions 4 me! okay?

Did u c the yellow paper thing near my sn?

Y r u in here if i'm away?

If any or both of those answers r yes u better find something 2 do because i'm away and i don't know when i will b back!

ttyl bye



Title: think about this
submitted by: crazypenguinlove | Date: 2003-02-06 | Been Used 76 times

ya know, if we get milk from cows, don't you wonder who the first person whas who said "hey let me go squeeze those things dangling from a cow and drink whatever comes out..


Title: think about this
submitted by: crazypenguinlove | Date: 2003-02-06 | Been Used 74 times

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?


Title: nine inches closer
submitted by: HurlyGurlie15 | Date: 2003-02-04 | Been Used 80 times

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"


Title: wat happens?
submitted by: HurlyGurlie15 | Date: 2003-02-04 | Been Used 80 times

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?


Title: wat happens?
submitted by: HurlyGurlie15 | Date: 2003-02-04 | Been Used 79 times

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?


Title: Am I just ignoring you or what?
submitted by: AnS121902 | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 71 times

Hey whats up yeah I'm here ignore the auto message...... Ok really leave me a message... because I'm away or maybe I'm ignoring you but big freakin deal. I mean I'll choose who I want to talk to and who I don't! ok ok I'll make a deal if you can guess correctly whether I'm here or not I will talk to you. If you guessed that I wasn't here and you were right then how in the hell am I gonna talk to you anywayz if I'm not here I most likely can't talk to you. (duh) If you guessed that I was just ignoring you and you were correct .... then you are shit out of luck because if I'm ignoring you what makes you think I'm gonna tell you you were correct or not???



Title: Still bored
submitted by: Smokinsctr | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 75 times

While you were telling me your lame story of how you were caught in the shower by your sisters boyfriend, i was playing with a #2 pencil trying to make it go through each finger because I am so bored and still am so when you are done wake me up from my daze by trying to make that little beep when you send a message...


Title: hurtin
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 74 times

How will you know I'm hurting, if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.


Title: homer jay
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 72 times

You don't Know me, but u don't like me, You say you care less how I feel. But how many of you That sit and judge me. Have ever walked The Streets of Bakersfeild?
-Homer Jay*



Title: hero or legend
submitted by: scoutn | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 72 times

theres a difference between hero's and legends....hero's get remembered and legends never die...which 1 will you be ??


Title: Insane 2
submitted by: Aleaia Belial Riddle | Date: 2003-01-11 | Been Used 70 times

They really is no such thing as an insane person. If you are insane, then you're in sane, therefore you are sane. To be insane you would have to be outsane. But you can't be outsane because you wanted to be insane in the first place but you didn't want ot be BUT YOU DID IN A FORM WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE NOT. tO BE OUTSANE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE, BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE AND OUTSANE SANE PERSON. yOU HAVE TO BE A PERSON THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE OR ARE NOT TO BE OUTSANE.


Title: Insane 1
submitted by: Aleaia Belial Riddle | Date: 2003-01-11 | Been Used 72 times

I think I am going insane, but an insane person doesn't know they are going insane. A sane person knows they are sane, so why can't an insane person know they're insane. For the same reason, why does a sane person know they're sane???


Title: Boyz
submitted by: hiphopchic224 | Date: 2003-01-11 | Been Used 71 times

Ihad a boy but he then said i dont like u for no dam good reason so.. i decideded at the dance lastnight to ask him out agian he said no cause toom any people like him and so.. i said pick one so.. when we were dancin together for dillma by Nelly i cryed on his shoulder the last slow song was dedicated to me and him we danced but we never got back together i cryed all night and pucked cause io havent been eating for 6 days and hes worried so.. i told him agian that i liked himand he said i know so i then said the n y wont u go out with me he said he didnt know why he dumped me his best friend Jeff said he had been acting strange like not returning his calls or not talkin to anyone but i dont know but the reason im telling u this is cause before it gets to late get ova the boy or u will end up like me


Title: F***ing Busy
submitted by: sommabd | Date: 2003-01-09 | Been Used 260 times

F*cking Busy, Or Vice Versa


 

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