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Title: backwards
submitted by: PoopPoop | Date: 2003-03-22 | Been Used 75 times

.ezorf retupmoc sih ,neht dna......mih ot gniklat saw I ,os

!yawa era ew


(hint: read backwards or put a mirror to the computer or something. You be creative...not me...I already know what it says so UH!)



Title: Starbursts
submitted by: MarshMalloFlufQT | Date: 2003-03-22 | Been Used 73 times

Many people think that starbursts are squares-
but technically, they are cubes.
You see a square is 2-D but a cube is 3-D.
See? starbursts can even make geometry fun.
starbursts----isn't life juicy?



Title: think
submitted by: nsbcheerchick771 | Date: 2003-03-13 | Been Used 72 times

have you ever tried to lick your elbow? well did you know it was impossible?











the sad thing is though that most of you guys will still try it.



Title: no words
submitted by: InfamousJerz | Date: 2003-03-07 | Been Used 74 times

the dumbest things ever said were said when the person around them made them speechless...


Title: Thinking
submitted by: WatDoUWant4mMe | Date: 2003-02-28 | Been Used 73 times

What do you do when every guy wants you but the one you want you can't have??


Title: hmm
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 78 times

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?



Title: ....
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 73 times

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?



Title: more konfuzin stuff
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 78 times

I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be sitting here laughing at you because I am avoiding you and you don't know it. Ok, I'll make a deal with you. If you can guess correctly whether or not I'm here I will talk to you. Then again, if I'm not here and you guess right then I'm really just not here to talk to you. Also, if I'm ignoring you and you guess right then what do you really think are the chances that I'll tell you that you were right? So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you.


Title: konfuzing........
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 74 times

I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.



Title: questions
submitted by: hazeleyes2707 | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 74 times

ok, so if a person has multipersonalities, if they commited suicide, would that be murder?


Title: damn it, I did it again
submitted by: 2cute4u | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 71 times

Back in the cave man days when there was no toilet paper, how many people grabbed for the poison oak leaf? And how many more times did they do it before recognizing THAT leaf as THE BAD ONE?


Title: 24/7
submitted by: statikX | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 75 times

if convienence stores are open 24/7 why do they have locks on the doors. and did u know that karioke in japanesse mean tone deaf. and if our legs were bent the other way what would chairs look like?


Title: don't worry
submitted by: shizibbies | Date: 2003-02-15 | Been Used 74 times

Don't worry about the world ending today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia!


Title: which one would you choose?
submitted by: sagitta concipio | Date: 2003-02-11 | Been Used 74 times

You stand in front of everyone on Earth.
In front of you are 2 people.
Your wife/ husband,
and your child.
You are given a knife and are told that you must kill one of them,
What do you do?



Title: advancing in the technological world
submitted by: spic2ooo | Date: 2003-02-11 | Been Used 77 times

Ever sit back and wonder how far the U.S. has advanced in the technological world? 35 years ago, they created something called video games. Look what we got now, computers, dvds, HD f**king TV, the internet. All this just makes me wonder, in another 35 years, will they have a toilet that will wipe my a** for me? Will they invent a f**king mirror where if i turn around fast enough, I can still catch my slow a** reflection before it turns around?? What the f**k, all I really want is a machine that will cook me breakfast in the morning, i mean really.......who eats breakfast anyway.


 

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