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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Have a drink
submitted by: rebelchic314 | Date: 2004-04-02 | Been Used 72 times
Have another drink and drive yourself home,
I hope there is ice on all of the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
And again when your head goes through the windshield.
Title: ends and beginnings
submitted by: Shadow15 | Date: 2004-03-26 | Been Used 77 times
Everything with a beginning has an end except for a ray
Title: ends and beginnings
submitted by: Shadow15 | Date: 2004-03-26 | Been Used 73 times
Everything with a beginning has an end except for a ray
Title: Feelings
submitted by: jgonz185 | Date: 2004-03-23 | Been Used 77 times
Do you ever get the feeling that someone is reading your away message?
Title: Pete and Repete
submitted by: humphreyLoVe | Date: 2004-02-29 | Been Used 80 times
Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Repeat) Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete fell out, who was left? (Repeat) Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete fell out, who was left? (Repeat) Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete fell out Who was left?(Repeat), ok i'm getting tired of repeating. so brb.
Title: Sam Shott and Ned Nott
submitted by: humphreyLoVe | Date: 2004-02-29 | Been Used 90 times
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot.
Title: If I was here...
submitted by: LuckieYou228 | Date: 2004-02-28 | Been Used 84 times
If I was here I would tell you, but I'm not, so ask me when I return.
Title: Skinny-Dipping
submitted by: MadIllLeet | Date: 2004-02-21 | Been Used 83 times
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Title: uhh wait...
submitted by: *~*M-Lo*~* | Date: 2004-02-19 | Been Used 78 times
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but then i realized that suicide is a crime. Uhh wait...? isn't murder a crime too?!
Title: thinkers
submitted by: bigballa9245 | Date: 2004-02-16 | Been Used 82 times
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT BUT IF THERES NO SUCH THING AS PERFECT THEN Y PRACTICE..... THINK ABOUT DAT WHILE IM GONE
Title: Codes
submitted by: KissMy@$$ | Date: 2004-02-14 | Been Used 77 times
~Someone~ Try and figure out this code... WAYTTM?
~Someone else~ Umm.... Why are you talkin to morons??
~Someone~ --...ok... how about WAYKTFLA?
~Someone else~ O.o....my brain hurts..X_+
Title: My brain stopped
submitted by: KissMy@$$ | Date: 2004-02-14 | Been Used 74 times
I can't talk.
I thought too hard.
My brain just stopped.
Who are you?
..............................
Title: enjoy the silence
submitted by: divalarave | Date: 2004-02-10 | Been Used 75 times
"Words like violence
Break the silence....
All I ever wanted,All I ever needed is here: in my arms.
Words are very unnecessary,they can only do you harm."-Depeche Mode,"Enjoy the Silence"
Title: LiFe
submitted by: chrisp | Date: 2004-02-10 | Been Used 76 times
Today was more than just a normal day. As ridiculous as it seems, it really was the first day of my life.
Title: long away message
submitted by: bestdamnhoney | Date: 2004-02-04 | Been Used 85 times
i hate it wen ppl write long away messages and expect ppl to read them... lik any one has the time to read ur every movment... im taking a shower and after that im gonna dry myself and get dressed then im gonna get som food and then ill be bac but dont go away... that is so stupid we dont care!!So wat ur gonna dry urself hopfully thats implied. Gosh we dont care that ur gettin food som ppl mite but i dont. well i dont mean to waste ur time but i jus had to tell u i hate long away messages. Haha i am aware that this one is extremly long but one long one will do u som good. so if its really important pleez call my cell and i dont want to give u my numba cuz i dont need any stalkers callin me. so lata. :-*:-P:-D8-)O:-)
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